Cat Update
As you know, we named our cat Adrian. But: we had some friends over the other night, and when one of them called the cat, we realized we had misnamed her, or, rather, that we had given her an incomplete name. Our friend's beckoning made immediately clear what the cat's full name should be. So now, if you want to address our feline friend by her full and proper name, it is: 'Yo Adrian'.
For example: right now, Yo Adrian is drinking out of her water dish on the other side of the room.
UPDATE: Oh, snap! I just glanced back at the comments from the previous post and realized that Kirk had already preceded all of us with the true name, so give the man some props as well.